Comments on: How many Republican Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

By: Pilgrim

Pilgrim — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

Only one,
but then it takes the liberal media to report that it was done incorrectly,
and the democrats in congress to complain about why it wasn’t done before the old one burned out,
and Cindy Sheehan to protest outside the Bush Ranch in Texas,
and then there’s the foreign pollicy fallout for using a Chinese replacement bulb,
and the domestic fallout because the Republican wasn’t a union member,
It goes on for weeks before the election . . .

And when the election is over and the political fallout blows over, it is discovered that it was a democrat that broke the old one just to make the republican look bad.
But there is no follow-up in the news cycle.

By: Chainsaw

Chainsaw — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

You are a bitter person. I feel bad for you. Find something better to do than hate people.

By: carolinatinpan

carolinatinpan — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

It only takes one liberal they will screw anything.

By: seth s

seth s — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

and they say thats the way the government is supposed to work,lmao this is a good one

By: sloth665

sloth665 — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

that depends on how many libs have jacked it up first!

By: dr schmitty

dr schmitty — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

it is indeed tough for a conservative to change a light bulb, because everything in their world spins to the right.

p.s. you need a couple of guys to pray, in christ’s name, that god will deign to change it himself.

By: tiko

tiko — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

I like that. Very clever. I’ve yet to see anything as good coming from the right, as far as humour goes.

By: alanninn

alanninn — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

NONE THAT IS WHAT WE PAY LIBERALS FOR SILLY!

By: Lizzy-tish

Lizzy-tish — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

No in reality they don’t change their own light bulb they ask the illegal mexican maid or yardman to do it.

By: Perry L

Perry L — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 04:38:38 +0000

Very funny…best thing I’ve read in a while on here. Unfortunately the Republican Conservatives in charge right now are going to start WWIII in the ultimate power play to retain/gain control of everything. Who will vote against them after they commence "D-Day"? Will there be polls, or voters for that fact, to go vote on November 7th?